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A Letter To Christmas

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Dear Christmas,

It is almost that time when we greet each other again. People believe that you are Santa, Father Christmas, St. Nicholas, whichever name the man in a red suit goes by but I don’t cool-fireplacesbelieve that he is you, rather, I believe he is only a part of the wonder that is Christmas.

Christmas, you can be seen in each and every person who smiles this time of year, whose face lights up with joy at the sight of fairy lights, or with the smell of pine needles. Every person who chooses to embrace this season for its simplest things shows the true meaning of Christmas.

Dear Christmas, I see you as a time for forgetting what might stress me, for forgetting those responsibilities that get me down. Christmas, you allow me to be happy just because I can be, just because the calendar reads December. Christmas, you give me cheer in many forms this time of year; through music, film, food, through a way of living. Christmas, you give a burst of positivity after yet another tiring year, you remind me to reflect and be thankful for all the good that I have seen and felt. Christmas, you remind me to show the ones I love that I love them and that is why you are so important.

Thank you for always picking me up at the end of every year, thank you for giving people a reason to be happy. Thank you for giving me a reason to be happy.

Merry Christmas.

TweetingRawr

Ps. Hello! I wrote this in a very short period of time. I just tried to get my thoughts down and I know this isn’t written particularly well but I felt like I needed to post something a little more personal, a little bit more appropriate for Christmas time. I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and if you don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays – have a wonderful day tomorrow!

Disclaimer – I do not own the photo in this post it is from: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=droidconsulting.livewallpaper19
Inspiration for this post came from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAy1UkOt9nY
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Christmas: Cracker Jokes

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Christmas isn’t complete without those silly jokes that we find in crackers. All of the jokes I’m showing you in this post are from my advent calendar; I get a joke on the back of every door from my Maltesers Merryteaser Advent Calendar.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite. Lidoff_540x540

Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? In case he got a hole in one!

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

What happens when you drop a snowball in a glass of water? It gets wet!

What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where’s popcorn!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

How do witches tell the time? With a witch-watch!

Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents? Santa Paws!

Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank? To check his balance!

What has 22 legs and 2 wings but can’t fly? A football team!

What do you call just married spiders? Newly-webs!

What kind of paper likes music? Rapping paper!

What song did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the chemist? ‘Some day my prints will come!’

What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity? A suspended one!

What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!

What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!

TweetingRawr

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor did I come up with the jokes in this post, they are from Maltesers’ Merryteaser Advent Calendar. I do not own the pictures, they are from: http://www.joepelissier.co.uk/internet/christmascracker2011/and http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=258048715