Christmas isn’t complete without those silly jokes that we find in crackers. All of the jokes I’m showing you in this post are from my advent calendar; I get a joke on the back of every door from my Maltesers Merryteaser Advent Calendar.
Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? In case he got a hole in one!
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
What happens when you drop a snowball in a glass of water? It gets wet!
What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where’s popcorn!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
How do witches tell the time? With a witch-watch!
Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents? Santa Paws!
Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank? To check his balance!
What has 22 legs and 2 wings but can’t fly? A football team!
What do you call just married spiders? Newly-webs!
What kind of paper likes music? Rapping paper!
What song did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the chemist? ‘Some day my prints will come!’
What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity? A suspended one!
What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!